Top 10 - Things never heard in the Twentyten house

I thought it would be fun to come up with something a little different for this post. Matty and I talk. We talk a lot. We discuss a wide range of subjects with an tone that can only be described as cynical sarcastic. It would be too difficult to write all of the great lines we come up with, and there are some dandies, but it would just be too hard to choose the best. So instead, in true David Letterman style, I present you with the top 10 things NOT heard in the Twentyten household...

10. Let's not BBQ this week...

9. I wish Hal Gill was on our side for the games

8. "The Quiz" is so much better without Torts

7. Sweet! "Friday Night Football" is on!

6. Chris Osgood wasn't nominated for the Vezina?! WTF?!

5. Come quick!! Sportsnet Connected is starting!!

4. What a stellar defensive play from Wade Redden!

3. Let's not watch sports tonight...

2. I'm sick of Onrait and O'Toole...

... and the number 1 thing you'll never hear in the Twentyten house is...

1. Nice one! McGuire and Miller in '1-Up, 1-Down' tonight!

WHAMMO!